Dysfunctional Wednesday-It’s Alive!

Me: I think tomorrow we will go the museum of natural science for a field trip. I think they have a dinosaur there. Isaiah: A DINOSAUR! Is it alive?! Me(lifts a brow): Isaiah, when was the last time you saw a live dinosaur? Isaiah: Hahahaha! Oh yeah…never mind.

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Dysfunctional Wednesday-Back In The Day!

Me: Oh, Gracie! Nonna got an American Girl Doll catalog in the mail and I meant to bring it to you. I thought you’d like to look through it. Gracie: Oh my God! I want an American Girl Doll so bad! Me: You can’t get one of those…there over...

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Dysfunctional Wednesday-I Plead the Fifth!

As Julius and Isaiah were getting out of the tub last night I overheard this conversation. Isaiah is holding the bathroom door with Julius on the other side. Julius: Isaiah, open the door!!! Isaiah: No! Julius: Open the door now!!! Isaiah: Not until you answer me. Did you spit on...

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Dysfunctional Wednesday-Put On Your Listening Ears!

Put On Your Listening Ears! Isaiah: I’m almost finished with my math work. Me: Well, just leave them out so your father can correct them.Isaiah: What do you mean correct them?Me: To see if you are understanding the formulas.Isaiah: What if I get them all wrong?Me: Then Daddy will be...

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