Me: Julius…you need to start putting up the toilet seat when you go to the bathroom. It’s just good manners.
Julius: I can’t help it….I got to go so bad. What if I clean up after?
Me: It’s the least you can do if your going to pee on the seat!
Julius *grabs my clean night shirt off the sink and wipes the seat*
Julius: Oops! Maybe you should just put one of those things on the wall…there’s no seat.
Paul: You don’t put urinals in houses.
Me*face palm to the hubby*: You don’t wipe pee with my PJ’s either!!