Monthly Archives: July 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday- Can You Hear Me Now?

Isaiah: Mom, I was watching this movie the other day and they had like one of those ancient phones. Me: Really? Isaiah: Yeah, you know…it had a cord and was connected to the wall. I think it comes from the 90’s!   Good grief! I might as well curl up...

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Juliusism Sunday!- It’s “Wib” Time

Paul just walked in with a car full of groceries. He says to DeAnthony, who is putting some of the food away, “Hey, DeAnthony just put the ribs in the fridge for now.”  Julius runs out of the bathroom, “Did you just saying we’re having wibs for dinner!?”  Paul...

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Dysfunctional Wednesday! – Don’t Panic!

Landon(grandson): Julius let’s wrestle. *he proceeds to clear my living room of furniture. Julius: I don’t mean that kind of wrestling, Landon….with the action figures. Landon: That’s not fun! Me: Nobody is wrestling….somebody will get hurt. Landon: Don’t worry Nonna….I’m stronger than him, I won’t get hurt!

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Juliusism Sunday!- To Eat or Not To Eat…Don’t Eat!

Julius and I were feeding the chickens this morning and he said, “Mom, sometimes I see the chickens pecking at their own poop.”  I kind grimaced and said, “Yeah, they aren’t very smart and don’t know any better.”  Julius said, “I didn’t know poop tasted good.”   I said, “It...

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Dysfunctional Wednesday- What’s For Dinner?

When my then 17 year old, Michael was getting ready for prom. It was his Junior Prom, but the GF’s Senior Prom. I told him that its customary to go out to dinner first…at least that’s how we used to do it. The boy has never gone to a sit down...

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