My biggest fear with these kids…is keeping them as innocent, as long as possible. When Michael went to prom we had the “sex” talk….and yes I was very blunt then. Tonight he got home from his 9 hour shift at McD’s, definitely not his dream job or anyone elses.
He took a shower and was heading out with the GF. Of course, I told him “No sex” and got the eye roll, to which I reply…”I’m just keeping it real, because a baby means you’ll be coming home everyday from a 9 hour shift smelling like a greasy french fry! Think about it. No purple lights for your car, no toys, no freedom. Don’t be trading in your sub-woofers and tweeters for a pair of boobs. Remember…you get the urge…slam that bad boy in a window and it’ll go away!”
Then I finished with my normal…”Be good, drive safe, I love you.” speech.